Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The Stephen Hawking Theory of Investing

The Market is a black hole. That much is clear.

You put your money in and it never comes out - right?

Au contraire! The Stephen Hawking Theory of Investing maintains that black holes are leaky toilets. Stuff is coming out of them all the time.

It might be your money, multiplied by the speed of light. Or it might be an umbrella.

Watch out for the umbrella.

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