Shmomework

I don't do homework. I don't care what Cramer says, I've never read a balance sheet and it wouldn't do me any good if I did. The fact is, that's what I pay Cramer for. And Willard. And Altucher. Actually, I've never paid Altucher anything, but I presume that somebody does. Or maybe he works for free. Altucher is a hell of a nice guy, besides being really smart. Now that Willard has moved to Africa, Altucher is the guy I listen to most.

But that's not homework. I hate homework. All I want is a story I can believe in. Right now, the only story I believe in is Google. At the moment, it's down 11, but that's fine. If it was down a hunnert for no good reason, I'd buy more. I love Google.