As if I didn't have enough to worry about, I now have to worry about real-time search, patent pending.
I thought I was up-to-date because I know what David Hume did in 1742. Now I find that I need to know who said what, two seconds ago. Great.
And it's gonna kill the Google Man.
I'm getting a visual. Larry and Sergey, sitting in their empty hot tub, because the Water Department has turned their water off.