BP Tube

"Why don't we just plug up the tunnel

with you on one end and the Commandant on the other?"

Animal to Sgt. Schulz in "Stalag 17"

Everybody is coming up with their own solutions for plugging the BP leak. Meanwhile, on RealMoney, Tim Collins is trying to master the arithmetic involved in determining the amount of oil that's currently being captured by BP's engineers and how much is still leaking.

Forget about that - all we need to see is that pipe in the video with nothing coming out.