Wouldn't it be great if we could handle all our affairs on the internet?
You don't think so?
The reason you think that way is because the internet, right now, is a bar where nobody knows your name. That's got to go. When we get rid of anonymity as a principle of the 'net, everything's gonna get better. And we'll be able to handle all our affairs in the cloud. It'll be the next best thing to Hallelujah Land itself.
I wrote a whole blog on this subject once, in blog-poetic style. I got my wife to read some of it.
She said, "I feel so sorry for you."