Monday, October 5, 2009

Major Award

Dear Mr. Blumen,

Congratulations! Your recent anniversary with TEKsystems represents a career of which you should be very proud.

We appreciate your partnership and decision to work with TEKsystems. Whether you've worked with us on one assignment or many, our aim is to provide you with continuous employment and the right job opportunities to help you achieve your career goals.

As part of our service awards program, we are recognizing Technical Professionals who have achieved at least 3, 5, 7, or 10 years of service with our company. As a symbol of our appreciation, we invite you to review the on-line catalog and select your gift of choice to commemorate your anniversary.

We know that you have a number of choices in today's market. Thank you again for your continued commitment to TEKsystems.



7 comments:

Unknown said...

Wow.

Larry Blumen said...

Suitable for framing.

Unknown said...

Do the catalog choices include a flaming bag of dog poo?

Larry Blumen said...

I dunno. My access to the website has been revoked.

Larry Blumen said...

Somebody told me it was just regular dog poo and some matches.

Unknown said...

Actually one of the catalogue selections is the famous "Bronzed Turd" it's been the gift of choice for many employees. (:

Larry Blumen said...

I wouldn't mind having one of those.