Interviewer: "Mr. Blumen, it's been said that, lately, you have been writing more about things you did years ago, before most people were born, and less about all the stupid investing things you've done."
Blumen: "I haven't done them all."
Interviewer: "Yes. But there are some who would like to see more stupid investing things."
Blumen: "I'll make a note."
Interviewer: "Yes. And some have observed that, when you run out of things to write about, you post another fraudulent interview with yourself."
Blumen: "That's right."
Interviewer: "Yes. And a few have accused you of harboring literary pretensions."
Blumen: "Well, I'm not doing it to make a living."