Conversation with My Hair Cutter

- I've decided to get my hair cut short.

- How short?

- I'm not sure. Real short.

- Why you want to do that?

- I don't want to comb it anymore.

- You won't like.

- Why not?

- Won't look good. You got bald spot.

- I don't care about looking good anymore. I want convenience.

- Won't look good. Bald spot show through.

- Yes, but now I'm looking at a severe comb-over situation. Bald might be better.

- Won't look good. You won't like.

- I don't care.

- What about beard?

- Keep the beard.

- You won't like. Won't look good.

- I don't care.

- Make you look old.

- I don't care.